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strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks for the tip karkat

(Source: sliceofbri, via bespectacledtitan)

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jairbreaux:

steemshit:

hawluchadoras:

girls in thigh highs

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girls in summer dresses with floral patterns

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girls

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thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

(Source: urbran, via squeakerdee)

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groohve:

UPDATE: PLEASE CLICK
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hi guys!
so i hit 500 followers some days ago and i decided to make a giveaway as my thanks to you guys :) i’ve been on this website for a really long time and i feel like a giveaway is long overdue. i haven’t always been a league blog but at this point in time, that’s a big part of my blog right now so i think an rp card is appropriate. i really appreciate you all and i hope you know you’re all fabulous and awesome. thank you for following :’) alright, so here’s some info…
prize:
one $25 League of Legends RP card—WORKS ONLY ON NA (sorry other servers!)
rules:
must be following me this is a giveaway for my followers after all! 
no giveaway or side blogs
only reblogs count as entries you may like this post as a bookmark, but it won’t count as an entry
you can reblog as many times as you want, but don’t spam for the sake of your own followers
do not delete any of this text
I will be sending a message to the winner on the closing date, so make sure you have your ask box open. I will choose the winner through an RNG.
GIVEAWAY ENDS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9TH. I don’t have a specific time but I’ll be posting updates as the date gets closer (since the original post broke, I pushed the date back a day).
and with that, good luck!

Please read all the above text. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me here. Sorry for tumblr’s fuck up, but I feel this is the fastest and easiest way to fix the issue. Thank you for your understanding!

groohve:

UPDATE: PLEASE CLICK

YOU MUST REBLOG THIS POST TO BE ENTERED INTO THE GIVEAWAY.

PREVIOUS TEXT:

hi guys!

so i hit 500 followers some days ago and i decided to make a giveaway as my thanks to you guys :) i’ve been on this website for a really long time and i feel like a giveaway is long overdue. i haven’t always been a league blog but at this point in time, that’s a big part of my blog right now so i think an rp card is appropriate. i really appreciate you all and i hope you know you’re all fabulous and awesome. thank you for following :’) alright, so here’s some info…

prize:

  • one $25 League of Legends RP card—WORKS ONLY ON NA (sorry other servers!)

rules:

  • must be following me this is a giveaway for my followers after all! 
  • no giveaway or side blogs
  • only reblogs count as entries you may like this post as a bookmark, but it won’t count as an entry
  • you can reblog as many times as you want, but don’t spam for the sake of your own followers
  • do not delete any of this text
  • I will be sending a message to the winner on the closing date, so make sure you have your ask box open. I will choose the winner through an RNG.

GIVEAWAY ENDS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9TH. I don’t have a specific time but I’ll be posting updates as the date gets closer (since the original post broke, I pushed the date back a day).

and with that, good luck!

Please read all the above text. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me here. Sorry for tumblr’s fuck up, but I feel this is the fastest and easiest way to fix the issue. Thank you for your understanding!

(via groohve)

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2 hours ago

i-like-the-tuna-here:

America, you do not exist in a vacuum.
Gun control works.
Higher minimum wage works.
Free health care works.
Free higher education works.

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5 days ago
groohve:

UPDATE: PLEASE CLICK
YOU MUST REBLOG THIS POST TO BE ENTERED INTO THE GIVEAWAY.
PREVIOUS TEXT:

hi guys!
so i hit 500 followers some days ago and i decided to make a giveaway as my thanks to you guys :) i’ve been on this website for a really long time and i feel like a giveaway is long overdue. i haven’t always been a league blog but at this point in time, that’s a big part of my blog right now so i think an rp card is appropriate. i really appreciate you all and i hope you know you’re all fabulous and awesome. thank you for following :’) alright, so here’s some info…
prize:
one $25 League of Legends RP card—WORKS ONLY ON NA (sorry other servers!)
rules:
must be following me this is a giveaway for my followers after all! 
no giveaway or side blogs
only reblogs count as entries you may like this post as a bookmark, but it won’t count as an entry
you can reblog as many times as you want, but don’t spam for the sake of your own followers
do not delete any of this text
I will be sending a message to the winner on the closing date, so make sure you have your ask box open. I will choose the winner through an RNG.
GIVEAWAY ENDS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9TH. I don’t have a specific time but I’ll be posting updates as the date gets closer (since the original post broke, I pushed the date back a day).
and with that, good luck!

Please read all the above text. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me here. Sorry for tumblr’s fuck up, but I feel this is the fastest and easiest way to fix the issue. Thank you for your understanding!

groohve:

UPDATE: PLEASE CLICK

YOU MUST REBLOG THIS POST TO BE ENTERED INTO THE GIVEAWAY.

PREVIOUS TEXT:

hi guys!

so i hit 500 followers some days ago and i decided to make a giveaway as my thanks to you guys :) i’ve been on this website for a really long time and i feel like a giveaway is long overdue. i haven’t always been a league blog but at this point in time, that’s a big part of my blog right now so i think an rp card is appropriate. i really appreciate you all and i hope you know you’re all fabulous and awesome. thank you for following :’) alright, so here’s some info…

prize:

  • one $25 League of Legends RP card—WORKS ONLY ON NA (sorry other servers!)

rules:

  • must be following me this is a giveaway for my followers after all! 
  • no giveaway or side blogs
  • only reblogs count as entries you may like this post as a bookmark, but it won’t count as an entry
  • you can reblog as many times as you want, but don’t spam for the sake of your own followers
  • do not delete any of this text
  • I will be sending a message to the winner on the closing date, so make sure you have your ask box open. I will choose the winner through an RNG.

GIVEAWAY ENDS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9TH. I don’t have a specific time but I’ll be posting updates as the date gets closer (since the original post broke, I pushed the date back a day).

and with that, good luck!

Please read all the above text. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me here. Sorry for tumblr’s fuck up, but I feel this is the fastest and easiest way to fix the issue. Thank you for your understanding!

(via groohve)

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Posted
5 days ago
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