My name is Calvin. I'm nineteen years old and sanguine apparently. This blog covers a bunch of fandoms, and has been known to sport the occasional nsfw..

sparklebat:

nawyougood:

LOOK AT THIS CUTE ASS MOTHER FUCKING PIGLET!!!

I’m going to cry.

(Source: coochietoots, via squeakerdee)

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quimbycub:


willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(Source: denicedenice, via disgustinghuman)

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uranusurethra:

rebagelagain:

people on tumblr who have those little friend groups and you’re just watching them be cool like

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freshest-tittymilk

(via yourfatbabe)

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hippies-like-us:

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

The swimming pool temporarily effed me up..

(via epic-humor)

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groohve:

UPDATE: PLEASE CLICK
YOU MUST REBLOG THIS POST TO BE ENTERED INTO THE GIVEAWAY.
PREVIOUS TEXT:

hi guys!
so i hit 500 followers some days ago and i decided to make a giveaway as my thanks to you guys :) i’ve been on this website for a really long time and i feel like a giveaway is long overdue. i haven’t always been a league blog but at this point in time, that’s a big part of my blog right now so i think an rp card is appropriate. i really appreciate you all and i hope you know you’re all fabulous and awesome. thank you for following :’) alright, so here’s some info…
prize:
one $25 League of Legends RP card—WORKS ONLY ON NA (sorry other servers!)
rules:
must be following me this is a giveaway for my followers after all! 
no giveaway or side blogs
only reblogs count as entries you may like this post as a bookmark, but it won’t count as an entry
you can reblog as many times as you want, but don’t spam for the sake of your own followers
do not delete any of this text
I will be sending a message to the winner on the closing date, so make sure you have your ask box open. I will choose the winner through an RNG.
GIVEAWAY ENDS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9TH. I don’t have a specific time but I’ll be posting updates as the date gets closer (since the original post broke, I pushed the date back a day).
and with that, good luck!

Please read all the above text. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me here. Sorry for tumblr’s fuck up, but I feel this is the fastest and easiest way to fix the issue. Thank you for your understanding!

groohve:

UPDATE: PLEASE CLICK

YOU MUST REBLOG THIS POST TO BE ENTERED INTO THE GIVEAWAY.

PREVIOUS TEXT:

hi guys!

so i hit 500 followers some days ago and i decided to make a giveaway as my thanks to you guys :) i’ve been on this website for a really long time and i feel like a giveaway is long overdue. i haven’t always been a league blog but at this point in time, that’s a big part of my blog right now so i think an rp card is appropriate. i really appreciate you all and i hope you know you’re all fabulous and awesome. thank you for following :’) alright, so here’s some info…

prize:

  • one $25 League of Legends RP card—WORKS ONLY ON NA (sorry other servers!)

rules:

  • must be following me this is a giveaway for my followers after all! 
  • no giveaway or side blogs
  • only reblogs count as entries you may like this post as a bookmark, but it won’t count as an entry
  • you can reblog as many times as you want, but don’t spam for the sake of your own followers
  • do not delete any of this text
  • I will be sending a message to the winner on the closing date, so make sure you have your ask box open. I will choose the winner through an RNG.

GIVEAWAY ENDS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9TH. I don’t have a specific time but I’ll be posting updates as the date gets closer (since the original post broke, I pushed the date back a day).

and with that, good luck!

Please read all the above text. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me here. Sorry for tumblr’s fuck up, but I feel this is the fastest and easiest way to fix the issue. Thank you for your understanding!

(via groohve)

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klavierr:

py-bun:

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bishck ifunut

IMLAUGHINGSOHARD.

ITS LIKT A FUCKINF VACCUMM

(Source: pybun, via silvercatalyst)

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sextnoise:

playnoh:

this might just be my new favourite show

WHAT THE FUCK

(via epic-humor)

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nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

(Source: pussyhairs, via a-for-antisocial)

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